Bad Calf Genetics?
Here's How You Can Add 1-Inch To Your Calves This Month
You Can Laugh At Other Guys With Skinny Calves...If You Follow This Simple 4-Week Plan
If you suffer from ridiculously skinny calves, then this may be the most important story you ever hear...
"Dan Was Drunk."
Actually, he wasn't drunk. He was absolutely smashed; pissed drunk out of his mind.
We were walking home from a bar (that Dan got us all kicked out of for puking in the women's bathroom), and Dan was having trouble walking without falling over.
We took a minute to sit down while I'll grabbed him a water at the local 7-Eleven.
I sat down next to Dan, handed him the water bottle, and he pulled a knife on me.
He waved it around in the air, and then stabbed the bottom of the bottle. He put his mouth on the hole, opened the top, and shot-gunned the water.
Ya...Dan was a real character.
After sobering up, he started getting emotional and telling me secrets that only a drunk would tell.
He revealed to me that he has the worst calf genetics in the world. Rolling up his pant leg, I had to do a double-take. He had the skinniest calves I've ever seen in real life. They looked like two broom handles attached to a pair of shoes.
He told me that he sweats his balls off in the summer because he's too ashamed to wear shorts. When he trains his legs at the gym, he always ends up leaving early because he's afraid that people are going to make fun of him for his skinny calves. He even told me this,
"Jason, you know what my favourite TV show character is? It's Johnny Drama from Entourage. That guy has skinny calves like me, and he wants to get calf implants. I can relate to that. I've got an appointment with a plastic surgeon in two months."
WHAT THE F*CK.
Dan was going to get calf implants. I didn't even know that that was "a thing". People actually do that?!
"Dan. Listen. I've been fortunate enough to talk with the biggest guys in the world with the biggest calves in the world, and they all told me one thing. At one point in their lives, they had skinny calves, and now they don't. You know why?"
"Why?..." Dan said.
I told him that he needs to train his calves four times per week, with my 4x4 Calf Cultivator Routine. Essentially, you train your calves via four different muscle building methods, four days per week, for four weeks.
He told me to f*ck off.
The next 4 weeks, I forced my 4x4 Calf Cultivator Routine on him, and he added 1-inch to his calves in 4 weeks.
Monster Calves 28 was born...
It's Not Your Fault That Your Calf Genetics Suck
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Train Your Calves For 4 Days Per Week For 4 Weeks Straight.
Use 4 Different Muscle Building Techniques
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